Archive for 'Justin's Stuff' Category
Hell’s Kitchen Finale
15 August 2007 The winner: Sanjaya. No, Just kidding. It was Rock.
Final donkey count: 11
Hell’s Kitchen - Final Two
31 July 2007 Congrats to Bonnie and Rock for making the final two. There’s some catching up to do, so here goes:
Last week we saw the elimination of two chefs: Josh and Julia. I was really bummed to see Julia go, but I agree with Chef Ramsay’s decision to let her go. She […]
Hell’s Kitchen - Bye Bye Melissa
10 July 2007 Ding Dong the witch is dead!
After getting thrown over onto the blue team at the end of last week’s episode, Melissa is finally out of Hell’s Kitchen. And none too soon, too. Because that girl was a frightening nightmare.
The challenge this week was a simple one: grab three live lobsters from the […]
The Taste Test in Hell’s Kitchen
26 June 2007 This episode defines the reason that I like Hell’s Kitchen so much. I tell you more about that in a minute.
Tonight was the infamous Taste Test episode. Each chef is blindfolded and given headphones, then asked to identify three basic foods based on taste alone. Although the girls were suspected of […]
Hell in Hell’s Kitchen
19 June 2007 Aaron, the resident overweight cowboy oriental, passed out and smacked his head good on a counter. He was sent to the hospital and declared unfit to continue Hell’s Kitchen. Good riddance. He really sucked anyway, although his crying fits did make for some entertaining television.
Donkey count: 5
Chef Ramsay did his usual […]
Hell’s Kitchen Premier
7 June 2007 Hell’s Kitchen
Finally, the show I’ve been waiting for!
Chef Gordon Ramsay is back to breathe fire onto a gaggle of suspecting wannabe chefs. Although he shall smite them all (but one), they sure deserve it.
He will yell. He will throw things. He will call his chefs donkeys. I’m predicting, and I […]
American Idol — Final Two
22 May 2007Melinda is gone. I no longer care who wins.
Bye Bye Lakisha
10 May 2007 I missed American Idol this week. My cable was out. Of all the time for cable to be out, it was during my two favorite shows,
House and American Idol. Comcast, you suck.
So here’s the critique of the results show:
Blake obviously did some beat boxing again, which he’s only so-so at, so […]
American Idol — Two For the Road
3 May 2007 Two people to hit the road this week: Phil and Chris.
There won’t be a final five. Good. In my experience, somewhere around the final five, there’s some kind of weird upset,
and someone gets sent home that isn’t expected. Last year it was Chris Daughtry.
Bon Jovi rocked the house with an […]
Mac Commercial — PC Gets a Virus — What they DON’T Show You
1 May 2007
Here’s what they DON’T show you:
MAC: “Are you OK PC? Hello? What I meant to tell you, before you crashed, was that Macs don’t get viruses because everyone knows that there aren’t enough of us on the planet to bother writing one. I mean, why waste all your time writing […]